Why elect me? Simple: I believe in leaving LJ alone and letting people post as they will, so long as it's legal. Ban stalker creeps and let the rest alone. I've been on El-Jay since 2003, and have yet to engage in useless flame wars.
I am also known for overusing the "Nuke the site from orbit" quote from _Alien_.
If elected, I promise not to do anything but get in the way of further restrictions.